TAGGED FOR THE OL' 34th BIRTHDAY YEAR.

~WELL ONCE AGAIN THAT DANG SUNNY (see JILLIAN'S JOURNAL ) HAS GOT ME INTO SOMETHING ELSE! IT WAS ALWAYS HER WHEN WE WAS GROWING UP! I NEVER DID ANYTHING WITHOUT THEM MAKING ME! =) SHE HAS TAGGED ME & I MUST COME CLEAN W/ 34 THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME.... BOY, ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT!

~this pic. is from 10th grade & mrs. ray made me be the easter bunny for the easter parade in the downtown mall

1. an overused quote of mine "It'll be ok."

2. i love to sing bits of commercials to the top of my lungs.

(Jeff don't love it at all)

3. i get very tickled when i'm nervous?

4. i got a collection of old oil cans.

5. i grieve for my "deddy" every day.

6. i always wanted to be a waitress.

7. i love most dogs!

8. most of the time i'm very patient,

except with rude/ugly people!

9. i could listen to Christmas music all year.

10. i love to get my hair done!

11. i kissed my husband first. ;0)

12. i was the baseball queen in '77

13. i met dale earnhardt sr.

14. i love garlic, but once ate part of a chicken liver, YUCK!

15. i love to go to yard sales/thrift stores.

16. i caught our kitchen on fire, Christmas break 7th grade.

17. i played softball for YEARS, i usually was the catcher.

18. i was made to take swimming lessons when i was about

5 cause i climbed the high dive a little to early for some people!

19. i love to wear overalls. (i wish i had a red pair)

20. i'll talk to just about anyone/anywhere (shocker huh?)

22. i love flowers/flowering trees or shrubs

23. i LOVE lil' mom & pop dinners or restaurants.

24. i prefer the back roads vs. highways & interstates .

25. i love my husband more than he'll ever know!

26. i love to goto any "festivals" during the year

27. i've learned the older i get, the more important

your TRUE friends & TRUE family are!

28. politicians/hypocrites make me nauseous.

29. i love watching those "How's it made?" & surgery shows!

30. i usually eat a tomato sandwich for b'fast! ~yummy

31. i'm usually very frugal.

32. i make the most awful tea ever!

33. if i've made my mind up to do something, i'm usually very determined. (good/bad)

34. i procrastinate, then try to conquer Rome in a day

HERE HE IS.......

I GOT HOME FROM WORKING AT MOTHERS & STILL HAD A TRUCK LOAD OF CORN & MARTY BROUGHT US SOME HAY TOO! SO I TORE INTO ANOTHER PROJECT HERE AT HOME! GRANNY & JEFF JUST LET ME GO, I REALLY DO BELIEVE THEY ARE JUST WAITING TO SEE WHAT'S UP NEXT!! THEY WE'RE GOOD TO TELL ME WHAT I NEEDED WHERE & HELPED ME ARRANGE! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DO!!

I love this time of year! I just love it!

~This is Helen's fall decorations! We scattered & piddled all day Sunday and this is what we came up with, we hope you like it! This is the second year she has entered the Boaz Harvest Festival yard contest, last year she placed 3rd! :)

The night the lights went out in Georgia!

What a Game!!! It was Great!! We sent them ol' DAWGS to the pound w/ their black jersey's!!! Alabama tore them up! The final score was 41-30! We always have a great time w/ the Miller's, you can't beat a good football game & wonderful friends! Thanks George & Georgette for putting up w/ us!!! We love y'all!!

A Crow Mtn. Run !!

Sunny & Amy made a Crow Mtn. apple run last week & I had my first "go" at apple butter! It was a little messy at first, but well worth it in the end!

B.O.L.O

A.K.A= BE ON LOOK OUT! I HAVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE FALL BUG!! AS SOME OF YOU KNOW I LOVE TO DOODLE UP FOR FALL & IT'S NOW OFFICIALLY ON!! HELEN IS GETTING READY TO FIX HER YARD UP TOO! THIS WILL BE THE 2ND YEAR FOR HER IN THE HARVEST FESTIVAL COMPETITION(she got 3rd last yr), SO I THOUGHT I NEEDED ME ONE TOO!! GET READY HORTON!! HERE I COME!!!

THE EGG THING REALLY WORKS!

I WAS GETTING READY FOR WORK MONDAY MORNING. (9/22/2008) WQSB MORNING CREW WAS TALKING ABOUT IT BEING THE FIRST DAY OF FALL OR THE "FALL EQUIONX". SO... THEY WENT ON TO SAY THAT THIS WAS THE ONLY DAY OF THE YEAR YOU COULD BALANCE A EGG ON IT'S END! WELL,.... IT WORKS!!! LOOKY HERE...... JEFF WASN'T TO HAPPY WITH ME GOING THUR THE HOUSE BETWEEN 6-7 IN THE MORNING CHEERING THAT I BALANCED A EGG!!! HEHAHEH

it's HighTide in Horton!!!

Jeff said, anytime Alabama wins, Auburn loses & the fish are biting. It is High Tide in Horton!

Well, I still can't find that tiny piece of plastic that holds the pic's I took at the Alabama football game on Saturday so, I just gotta rip one from the Internet which is against my better judgement ! (heha) that sounds funny to me!!! We had the best time w/ the Miller's & a ton of laughs, it was the best way to end Jeff's birthday week! I hope they enjoyed it as much as we did!! ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!

UUGGGGHHHHHH!!!

I'VE SEARCHED HIGH & LOW! I CAN'T STAND TO LOOSE SOMETHING...... I MISPLACED MY "SD" CARD THAT HAD MY PIC'S FROM THE ALABAMA GAME THIS WEEKEND THAT THE MILLER'S TOOK US TO! ....RATTIN-SCRATTIN' !!!!! I'VE TORE THE HOUSE & MY PURSE UP & PULLED WHAT HAIR I GOT LEFT OUT!!!! IF I WAS TO FIND IT I WILL POST THEM LATER!!

MOTHER IN-LAWS BIRTHDAY GIFTS ARE BEST

MOTHER HAD US UP SUNDAY & COOKED LUNCH FOR JEFF TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY. WE HAD CHICKEN CASSEROLE, FRIED POTATOES, PEAS & CORNBREAD! IT WAS YUMMY! IT WAS NOT ONLY GREAT FOOD, BUT ALSO GREAT GIFTS! HE SAID SINCE HE WAS ONE OF A KIND, THAT IS WHY HE GETS ONLY ONE OF A KIND GIFTS! SHE GOT HIM A ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE DOORBELL, ALABAMA CHRISTMAS ORN. & A ALABAMA "TIN" MAN! FOR SOME STRANGE REASON I FIND THE MAN DISTURBING! HEHAHE ! ~ AUNT EUGENIA ALSO MADE HIM HIS FAVORITE PEANUT BUTTER CAKE & IT WAS WONDERFUL AS ALWAYS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF !!!!!

it was just awesome!!

~CRACKPOT FRIENDS~

~THIS IS FROM ONE OF MY MOST TREASURED "CRACK POT" FRIENDS I HOPE IT MAKES YOU DAY AS IT DID MINE ;)

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. 'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.' The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?' 'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.' 'For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.' Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them. SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

inside Jeff's head.....

if you could peep inside Jeff's head for just a second right now this is what you'd see.....:)

"ROLL TIDE ROLL"

things that make me smile...

taking pictures*baby cows learning to run & jump*fresh sheets*popping bubble wrap*eating breakfast out*dogs*hugs*family*funny answering machine message*fall/autumn*playing uno*corny commercials*all day rains*fishing*road trips*sliding on the kitchen floor in socks* kisses*the beach*clean house*friends*fresh vegetables* thunder storms*someone combing my hair*good surprises*cooking*Alabama football games*genuine nice people*a new hair-cut*finding money in my clothes*when the laundry's done*mowing*flowers*laughing until you lose you breath*& MY HUSBAND :)

~BE KINDER THAN NECESSARY FOR EVERYONE YOU MEET IS FIGHTING SOME KIND OF BATTLE ;)

SHAME ON YOU CHINA......

~THIS KIND OF STUFF MAKES ME "LIVID" (yelling) :(
I WOULD BET THIS LITTLE GIRL WORKED & WORKED TO DO EVERYTHING JUST RIGHT TO BE ONLY PUSHED ASIDE AT THE LAST MINUTE CAUSE SHE WASN'T "CUTE" ENOUGH OR APPEARED A LITTLE NERVOUS ON STAGE! HECK ! FLIPPIN' ELVIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A LIL' NERVOUS I MEAN THE ~WHOLE~ WORLD IS WATCHING YOU FOR THEM 3-4 min's I JUST HOPE SOMEONE HUGGED THIS LITTLE GIRL & TOLD HOW GOOD SHE DID INSPITE OF THE IGNORANT ADULT WHO MADE THE DECISION TO DO THIS!! ~there now i feel better i'm off my soap-box until next time!! :)

>>>>THIS IS SO, SO FUNNY TO ME<<<<

Wife and gun prank
click on the above link~~this is just like something that i would do & i could see Jeff making his point & learning me a good lesson!!!!!
***i want to know why does she smell of it? leave me a comment & let me know what you think?
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farewell to the fisherman!

Dylan came home with us from our 4th of July vacation & fishing trip w/ Judy & Hamp & he has fished almost everyday since then if the heat would allow it! He also went home w/ 2 turtles (sorry y'all) they were the smallest ones it could've been worse! :) He was Cocoa's personal trainer He put her thru the "ringer" most evenings. He's been a lady's man also, he went off to Lake Guntersville w/ Kathy & Jerry & a little gal from New York. Then later on He danced w/ the cutie from Belgium at Aunt Eugenia & Uncle Melvin's 50th ann. party!! Even though he said He wasn't a cowboy he went w/ Aunt Kathy to "cowboy church" & to her place down on the Lake. He's been my guinea pig on trying new dishes. He didn't like the Alabama caviar or the spinach & vegetables medley! (hehae) I did win him over on the Elvis Presley banana sandwich & the pork & beans w/ hamburger meat! I tried to enroll him here at Douglas & he said "My mom will have a fit" (hehahe) We were just picking at you! We love you D-butter & can't wait till next summer! :)

50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN SATURDAY NIGHT ! UNCLE MELVIN & AUNT EUGENIA CELEBRATED THEIR 50 GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY THEIR WAS A YARD FULL OF MOSTLY FAMILY & OF COURSE TONS OF FRIENDS & GREAT FOOD!! WE HAD THE BEST TIME WATCHING GRANNY ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I ENJOYED MEETING EDEL & HER FAMILY. EDEL IS A EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM BELGIUM THAT STAYED W/ MELVIN & EUGENIA & THE GIRLS WHILE THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

11 pound catfish!!

GOOD OL' LONNIE CAME BY FRIDAY EVE. TO FISH A WHILE, HE CAUGHT THIS 11 POUNDER ON A NIGHT CRAWLER WORM! SO.... FAR I'M STILL THE CATFISH QUEEN, I WILL ALWAYS BE SHORT IN THE BREAM RACE WHEN COMPARED TO GRANNY THE BREAM QUEEN !!

SUMMER TOMATO PIE

1 PIE SHELL

6-7 HOME-GROWN TOMATOES

1 SWEET VIDALIA ONION

1 1/2 CUP MOZZARELLA CHEESE

1 CUP MAYO

~BROWN PIE CRUST FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. LET COOL

PEEL & CUT TOMATOES IN FAIRLY LARGE SLICES. USE A SPOON OR HANDS TO PUSH OUT THE WATER/JUICE & SEEDS OF THE TOMATO. YOU WANT JUST THE "MEAT' OF THE TOMATO. PLACE ON PAPER TOWEL TO ABSORB ANY MORE JUICE. YOUR PIE COULD ME "MUSHY" IF YOU DON'T DO THIS, CUT ONIONS INTO PAPER THIN SLICES. PUT THEM IN A BOWL & MICROWAVE 7-8 MIN'S UNTIL CLEAR & LIMP. PLACE A LAYER TOMATOES THEN ONIONS THEN MORE TOMATOES & ONIONS. MIX CHEESE & MAYO. & SPREAD ACROSS THE TOP EVENLY. COOK 350 DEGREES UNTIL CHEESE IS GOOD & BROWN. THIS IS USUALLY ABOUT 10 MINS. COOL ABOUT 5 MIN. & ENJOY!

PASS THE PEAS PLEASE

~I'M VERY THANKFUL FOR ALL OF UNCLE MELVIN'S HARD WORK & KIND HEART! HE ZIPS UP & DOWN THE ROAD GOING FROM ONE GARDEN SPOT TO ANOTHER. HE'S HAD CORN, TOMATOES, SQUASH, NEW POTATOES & BEST OF ALL PINK-EYED PURPLE HULL PEAS!! MY NEPHEW JAKE PICKED ME A TUB FULL OF PEAS TODAY FROM THEIR GARDEN. OH BOY, ARE THEY PRETTY!! HE DID "BARGAIN" ME FOR A GARLIC CHEESE BALL, I FELT I GOT THE BETTER END OF THE DEAL SINCE THE TEMPERATURE HIT ALMOST 100 TODAY! :o)

~~Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Bill Dance Fishing Bloopers - Crankbait in foot

sunflowers!!!!!!!!

I've been waiting patiently on my sunflower faces to show up & I opened the blinds yesterday morning & TA-DA!!! *the bumble bees loves'em too!

i chopped it off....

I broke down & did it!! I chopped off my hair today! I've tried for a while now to let it grow. It just wasn't meant to be for me to have long flowy hair! So, just look what i did! ...oh well i'll get use to it or it'll grow....maybe?

BIG BASS !!

A buddy of Jeff's pulled in this big ol' bass while we was gone, him & granny had to "measure" it & said it was around 8 lbs & granny said it was over 4 boards wide!!!

hamp's harvest

~we came home w/ plenty of vegetables here is just a sample of Judy & Hamp's garden! I love home grown tomatoes!! (yummy) Also them weeds better give up cause Hamp isn't giving in to them! Nope! Not yet!